_{Theo James & Shailene Woodley Behind the Scenes for Entertainment Weekly}

^{“I’m looking for someone named Koppori.”}

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tyleroakley:

So this is what happens when you tell your two gay dads that they’re going to be grandpas.

drlaurenlewis:

marthadonna:

drlaurenlewis:

excuse you 2013 how are we 50% done already

the year is only 41.64% done did u fuckin fail maths or something

i did well enough to know that i am 100% done with you

I totally forgot to link you guys to my video I finally uploaded the other day. It’s a cover of Human Nature by Michael Jackson. I will love you forever if you check it out and let me know what you think. But I’ll love you anyways even if you don’t. <3

softcoredrugs:

getting pretty emotional thinking about how much i love butts i just love them so much they’re like sexy pillows that you can spank and stare at

10/10 do want

pizzaforpresident:

every time i buy strawberries i either eat them all as soon as i get home or forget and let them all go bad 

this post perfectly describes my relationship with grapes, apples, blueberries, bananas, cucumbers, carrots, and strawberries…my fruits and veggies and I are all a little dysfunctional haha. 

kitschiest:

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

i shaved for this

i put a bra on for you.

i got off tumblr for you

i am wearing real pants

I went outside

i got out of bed

i woke up

this is real

This is even more real when you’re supposed to meet with a professor and they have to cancel. Then it’s like I GOT READY FOR YOU EVEN THOUGH I DIDN’T WANT TO COME.

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ensign-chevvy:

“You can’t sing to that, it’s instrumental.”

Fucking watch me.

No, dude, seriously, watch me. I will make the best faces ever while trying to imitate the instrument sounds.